the stereotype meme (again)

Emo.

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[/] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (death everywhere)
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me. (this is so emo holy)
[x] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[/] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.


Total: 5



Nerd.


[ ] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[/] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[X] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.


Total: 10.5 (fuckin)



Rebel.


[x] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs. (woah rude)
[X] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken


Total: 7


Jock.


[ ] I'm on 1 or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[x] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team! 
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.


Total: 2 :'^(



Comedian.


[/] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh. (too many times)
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[X] I'm sarcastic.
[/] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[X] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. (fucking meant to be yours from heathers just started playing)
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.


Total: 9.5



Shy.


[x] I don't have a lot of friends. 
[x] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. (actually everyone knew who i was: 'that scary, probably violent kid who will fuck your face up')
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[/] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[X] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom. 
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[X] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. (lol no. it's like 'so fight club-' 'the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club' 'who the FUCK are you')


Total: 6.5



Goth.


[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[X] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night. (i never go out lmao)
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[/] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[X] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain. (of others)
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[X] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. (wtf r teenyboppers)
[x] People are scared of me.

Total: 8.5


Weirdo.


[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[/] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets. (fox mulder is that you)
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[/] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents. (is making yourself burp considered a talent?)
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused. 


Total: 4



Antisocial.


[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[/] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[/] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid people.
[/] I never greet anyone.
[X] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[/] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[/] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness. (thank god i dont)
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[X] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.


Total: 9.5






Christian Girl/Boy


[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[/] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[x] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD. (what would jesus do???? you mean 'what would waddles do')
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies. (loooooooooooooooooooooooooool no)
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.


Total: 4.5


Gangsta. (*cracks knuckles* here comes the racism)


[x] I say 'yo'(not seriously, just for fun).
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black. (justin bieber is that u????????)
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[/] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.


Total: 3.5


Bully.


[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[/] Geeks are afraid of me. (everyone was)
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[x] I'm always looking for a fight.
[/] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. (ew no)
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[/] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in my year.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking


Total: 7.5



Gamer.


[x] I own at least 2 different game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console/s
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[ ] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I've actually read a book about video games.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.


Total: 4


Girly. (shit)


[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up everyday.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[X] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[/] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[x] I keep my nails clean/shaped (bro)
[x] I shower regularly (??????????????????????????????????????)
[x] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[x] I like to accessorize
[/] I like flowers
[x] I don't like to be outdoors
[/] I like hanging out with girls (friends) than boys. 
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[X] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day (holy fuck)
[/] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc

Total: 9


Boyish


[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[/] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports.
[x] People say I have a deep voice.
[/] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions - joy and anger.
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink (ew)
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[/] My room isn't neat  
[/] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[/] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight (get the fuck away from me michael bay)
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk (thats not ok)
[ ] I don't read
[X] I don't ask for help even if I need it

Total: 7.5

im anti-social. apparently.