this is not studying at all

May 26, 20142 min read

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Published: May 26, 2014

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Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

1. What's your name?
eliza

the hottest girl in the entire world who when u see her, u just wanna jump on her and kiss her. shes pretty, gorgeous, romantic, sweet, hot, funny, PERFECT.

(bullshit)

2. How old are you?
fourteen

A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.

(wait what)
3. Who is one of your friends??

rosalind

adj. Veluptious. Very Curvy. (Also Velumptuous)

(wait what)

4. What should you be doing?
studying

what you're avoiding right now

(yes)

5. What's your favorite color?
red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person

(that's racist)

6. What's your birthplace?
portugal

Best country of the World.
Unfortunately taxes are bigger than the country itself.
Still, an historical country that has a good clime, great landscapes and beaches.
Excelent for vacation.
Oh, and beautiful, beautiful women.

(aaaaaaa how cute and nice!!!!!)

7. What month were you born in?

march

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

(bullshit)

8. Who is the last person you talked to?

lisbeth

Easily the most beautiful and attractive woman in the world, any man would be lucky to have her as his woman. No matter how much she denies her beauty and sex appeal it is undeniably present. She loves mightily with all her heart, and is everything anyone could ask for.

(oh my god)

9. What is one of your nicknames?
grantaire

Grantaire is a sexy human being who actually has a name(which is spelled unusually). He is in college, and he is a very amazing actor/singer. He is named Grantaire because he looks like the man from the les Miserables movie, Grantaire, who is always drunk, yet is also an amazing singer/actor. He is fancied by a girl in 7th grade, who is secretly married to him. They are secretly living happily